By Alex Simmons
normal: shit happens
Guys and Dolls: i bet you this shit won't happen
Sweeny Todd: let's kill this shit and cook it!
Tommy: shit happens, but you can't hear, see, or say anything about it.
Chorus Line: only eight of you will get to do this shit OR shit happens, then i yell at you for it
West Side Story: shit hapens, and it's all the PR's fault! OR shit happens TONIGHT!
Oklahoma: where the shit comes sweeping down the plain!
Music Man: shit on parade
Wicked: green shit
RENT: shit happens, and now you have AID's OR how are we gonna pay for this shit?
Once On This Island: shit happens cause the gods wanted it to
Man Of La Mancha: i will quest for this shit
Avenue Q: shit happens to puppets
Andrew Loyd Webber: why is everything such shit?
Caberet: shit happens to everyone
Sonhiem: this shit sounds terrible OR this shit is confusing
Pirates Of Penzance: shit happens but it's %90 in song OR shit wont happen to an orphan OR shit happens every four and a half years
Nine: crazy shit
Jekyl and Hyde: two sides to every shit
Candide: This is the Best of All Possible shit OR shit happens around the world
Putnam County 25th Annnual Spelling Bee: shit S-H-I-T shit
Jerry Herman: we've heard this shit before!
Sunday In The Park With George: shit happens in tiny dots OR shit shit shit shit shit shit...
Grease: this shit rocks OR shit with a shitty moral
Gilbert and Sullivan: this is old shit
Parade: shit happens to a jew OR hanging shit
Anything Goes: shit happens at sea
Pajama Game: unionized shit
Phantom Of The Opera: i feel asleep halfway through this shit
How To Succed In Buisness Without Realy Trying: easy shit
Lucky Stiff: shit happens with only ten actors
Company: shit always happens to this guy
Hair: shit happens, lets smoke pot
The Full Monty: shit happens, and you get to see all of it OR long shit
The Producers: shit happens, and we can make money off of it OR when you got it, shit it